*scours the rants board for tidbits*

Man, I do enjoy pissing off people SO much that they make vague rants.

You know what's even better? Watching them later rant about how something went wrong in their life. :3 I like karma.

Funny enough, to all those people that sneer, karma has apparently given up on me because my life is KICKING ASS right now! :D I've never been happier! So you know what? Screw you! ^-^ I hope you enjoy the shithole that your life is, mine gets better by the day.

Wait, does that seem petty? Bitter? You bet your sweet little tushy it is! ^-^

And because I don't want to lose this post...

I have suddenly come upon the realization that I'm playing a game... that is making me do chores. Chores I go on video games to avoid, Why is that? I find them far more enjoyable on the game even though they are far more monotonous and I can't even have the simple pleasure of finding a froggy while watering the garden.

And I even question the cut and paste, no dramaticness what-so-ever you will definitely get the male/female you WANT. ALWAYS. Excuse me? I'm the new one in the village/valley/island and suddenly they all drop their previous love interests to fawn over me? And WHY do I HAVE to get married? What if I don't bloody well want to? What if I don't want screaming brats around? And if you've ever played that newest wii version tell me WHY YOUR CHILD HAS NOTHING PASSED ALONG FROM HIS IMMORTAL WIZARD DADDY?

Was my character screwing someone else off-screen? What does he do when you're dead.... for that matter, WHY DO I NOT AGE? I mean, it SAYS you're aging in the Wonderful life series but you remain the same. How is that? I know people get wrinkles, Just look at Nina.

And then... then I picked up Shepard's Crossing 2. A game I was told was very much like Harvest Moon and since that's my crack I bent over like a whore and took it. (.... Hold on, that sounds far to much like a certain game critic I want to slap. Shit.)

Now, playing this game was... interesting. You don't have to water crops (Thank fucking god) and you have a variety of animals and plants you can farm/ranch. The whole point is to keep your main dish/side dish/ and firewood bins full so you don't starve. It's not particularly hard but... The social interaction, is questionable. Very... questionable.

You buy your husband/wife. I kid you not, you don't even have to KNOW them to wed them. As long as you have enough sheep you can pick out whichever hooke- ... er... Wife/husband... You want.

So, FINE, being the little elitist that I am (Yes, I can here you cheering you-know-who. I ADMIT IT.) I went for the most expensive hooker. .... Husband.

Well, lets just say he was in love with this girl with the most ridiculous name ever. :| And he wasn't thrilled. So because I'm a nice pimp.... um... Wife... I decided to reload and try the butcher.

The butcher I've known for 7 years and constantly visit with offerings of food because he will drop by and give my bacon in return once in awhile. AFTER the wedding, you know what he asks me? "What's your name?"

*twitch* RELOAD

Hunter: "Well, at least she's human." RELOAD

Carpenter: "Why don't I cost more to be a hooker?" RELOAD

Shepard: "What's marriage?" ARGH

You know, after all that I was just happy that at least the Shepard was grateful to be moving into my fucking mansion. (I swear, it was a mansion at this point.) But he... I don't know, he felt like I was taking advantage of someone permanently stupid.

So I went back to the mayor's son, and he could just suck it.

After marriage? I was lucky if I spoke to this guy once I month. And might I mention, I don't have a bed and I don't think I ever sleep so how exactly did I pop out a baby after a year or so?

Then I discovered the 'almanac' which had everything I hadn't quite achieved yet. Like, making a certain dish or having two llamas boink and pop out a baby llama. Well... shit now it's like pokemon and I'm still planting crops, picking up dung, and cutting trees JUST to fill up this fucking almanac.

This is worse than killing monster to get stronger to kill more monsters.

Games have made me their bitch and I have no idea why. ;n;

Springiette

You know, I'm actually kind of bored of pointing out the morons on aywas. :| They just keep multiplying and apparently I'm missing more drama as it unfolds right on the minute. Fuck you stalkers. Fuck you.

SO! I'm switching it up a bit and giving a 'review' on some comics. Ohoho.

I'm starting at the top of my list of bookmarks and working my way down! Today's comic is:

http://www.springiette.net/

This comic can easily be summed up in one word: Cute.

Literally that is all it's playing off of, it being cute. It seems to be working well for them so far, they've got a book coming out. But I'm really confused half of the time when I read this. One large pet peeve of mine is the fact that you often have to read outside of the comic to understand what is going on. These guys... don't even have that. I didn't know what was going on until well into the comic. It has a ninja and a girl in swimwear.

... And a sentient piece of food.


Really, that's how I can describe it. I have read the whole thing and STILL don't know what the plot is. Is there even a plot? Well, somewhat. About half way through we get to hear the characters backstories... and well, that's nice but beyond that I swear these characters have some form of horrible disorder that shoots them up with random-crack every half hour.

But... it's cute.

7/5/10

I'm also going to point out that it used to be done by two people and now it's only done by the ninja.

Stabbing you in the eye seems valid

Off topic: You know, I really don't like Batman sometimes. Why? He NEVER kills the criminals even if they sorely need it. I have to wonder if he just keeps putting them in the asylum so that they DO break out and he can keep his crime fighting hobby alive. :|



On topic: "1) Retard. Gay. Fag. Bitch. Slut. Nigger. There, I said it. Words are words. Saying a "offensive" word is not a deadly sin. 2) Babies are for the most part disgusting. I don't give a crap if you're offended by my lack of oooh-ing and ahh-ing over your offspring. Once they're seven or so, then we can talk. 3) People who call themselves Christians need to actually READ the bible. If a sexist, homicidal, controlling God is still your idea of "Almighty Love" then I'm honestly not sure what to think of you. 4) On the other hand, it's not okay to tease, mock, hurt, or abuse someone because of their spirtuality. What they believe is their own damn business. 5) Denying someone human rights because of their age is just as wrong as due to something like race or sex. 6) I really have no interest in caring for my obnoxious brother his whole life. Having autism doesn't excuse his downright asshole behaviors. If he cannot care for himself, he can have fun in a group home. 7) Censorship is wrong in all forms. Don't like it? Don't read/watch/see/listen to it. The PTC is a group of pretentious jerks. 8) I hate the whole "care for your own country first" shit. Being American is not an excuse for sitting on your ass while people around the world are victims of brutality and suffering. Countries are nothing more than political boundaries. 9) Anyone who abuses animals is a sicko and there should be mandatory jail time for anyone who does so. 10) On the other hand, the US prison system is the biggest waste of taxpayer money ever. Rape, violence, and lack of basic necessities will not and never will magically reform a criminal."

- srslyjc (#12945)

You know, I have a love/hate relationship with the 'Unpopular Opinions' thread. It makes me feel just a bit more violent with every post, but... I also know who to avoid and never speak to again. :|

You know what else is interesting about it? I've seen two people in the last ten pages get attacked for posting their unpopular opinion only to have people tell THEM not to attack people with unpopular opinions. :| Firefalcon about languages? Yeah, he attacked someone else first. Fluffyhorror on religion? WHY is she apologizing? They attacked her! O_o

You people boggle my mind.

Quote of the Year

"Oh, I can be friendly if I want to be. Alas, in your case, wishing to be more intelligent does not make it so."

First person to tell me who said this gets a carrotfish.

... I.. what..?

http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/116275/

Fuckaduck. :| There is no way this person can be serious.

Wait... dear god the logic! D:

http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-1-brings-back-the-80s/09-independent-man/a-79/

Noooo