New Dude

We've got another social justice sally.. wait.. Hmm.. Sally in guy-name form? I can't figure one out for that. Tell me one in comments, go go.

Righto, http://www.aywas.com/up/view/31140/ THIS GUY.

OMG.

:D I found a new stalkee!

His posts amuse me to no end, though I guess I need entertainment seeing as I'm stuck here. (Boyfrand is behind me going "Wwwhhhyyyy" because I'm ignoring him for this post. Le Haha.)

Anyone, this Flo fellow. (I love the shortened version ;n; I can't help thinking of the Progressive lady with a top hat and a pedostache.)

I've discovered that this guy LOVES to use large, unnecessary words to make himself seem important. (You know how some dumbasses will refer to themselves as "Point of Sales System Operators" ... when they're cashiers? Yeah. That's the type.) And it's not just directed at me so don't assume I'm biased. This is drama gold.

Just.. go read his posts.. You'll see.

I have a feeling him and FireFalcon would get along GREAT. Just because, they have a similar way of arguing. Though I'd rather debate with FireFalcon... he seems less.. what is the word... Oh right, Emo.

(Though, can't lie, FF has calmed quite a bit since he first ran into Aywas screaming and flailing giant torches of wrath and opinion.)

"Any kid that isn't begging for survival in the streets is quite 'privileged'. Just about every kid that is 'privileged' will usually end up with more than they actually NEED to be happy or at least content. Is that not how being 'spoilt' works?" PERFECT EXAMPLE OF DOUCHINESS :D

"I just can't stand human company most of the time and generally dislike humans as a species." Yet he's on the forums SO MUCH.

"I understand that. Most people do not condone unnecessary killing, claiming to be moral beings. But I rarely see humans eat the cockroach they killed, without even any provocation by the cockroach. In fact, the cockroach goes out of its way to avoid humans. Compared to the cockroaches, the coyote seems to be more valued and fortunate. I'm sure the coyote is very tempted by the displays set up by humans. Approaching livestock to the coyote is much like window shopping for food, where the potential cost of entering the shop is its own life. Clearly, it is the coyotes own fault for approaching the incredibly misleading food that has been placed on display by humans. The coyote are lured by an appetite that has its survival in balance. When the temptation of livestock gets to the coyote, they will approach, and then potentially get killed because the life of coyotes seems to be worth far less than the profits reaped by selling of the surviving livestock. Silly coyotes, they just don't realise how much profit means to humans and that humans have claimed the rights to what lives and dies. I would have laughed for a good half an hour or so if the original picture had the husky (that somehow knew how to work the camera) standing on top of the dead idiot, with teeth and claws representing the rifle instead."

Oh my goodness I hadn't seen this when I started writing this post. PETA has claimed this male for their own! He will soon be running naked down the streets screaming about fur.

"Earlier, people claimed that they had no life. Whatever. You come nowhere close to how lifeless I am. I impersonate a silly fictional character (Florence) almost full-time and I neglect family/friends/partner in order to play video games (and even children's card games)."

You have more of a life than me. ... *wipes a tear* I'm going to die of laughter. Tell me sir, do you have raccoon tails in your hair?  Or do you not understand the many, many people who are worse than you and how completely judgmental you sound with every post you type? :D No? I can't wait til reality bites you in the ass.