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Drama aka YOURCRACK for today:


http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/121248/3/

No explanation needed. Read for mad giggling.


http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/121455/

and then you can giggle at the snark it induced. :3 Durr hurr

Drama courtesy of Tayzer. Thanks for showing me!

Lobster Alarm Clock 1

Right, Well, my friend is going to write a few things for the blog. :3 Ohoho. You may refer to this friend as the Lobster Alarm Clock (I came up with the pseudonym. It is awesome and can be shortened to LAC.) So here's the first one!

"People make insulting statements about Christianity and believers on here all the time, and it's perfectly normal, but as soon as anyone makes any insulting statement about, well, pretty much anything else? You have a flame war on your ass. It just makes me so furious to see the blatant hypocrisy that is the norm around here. Aywas holds itself up as this standard of tolerance and equality for all, but that apparently doesn't extend to the Christians (of all sects). I understand the resentment, as most of the userbase is from America, where you do see a lot of bible-thumping crazy "Christians", and a lot of people have had negative experiences with Christians. But that's absolutely no excuse to be so intolerant.

Someone makes a discussion about Christians threatening atheists, tons of respond to chime in their disgust. Someone made a discussion about the Christians in China being arrested, murdered, tortured, forced to ordain a prominent member of the Chinese Communist Party as a "bishop", persecuted, and having their organs forcibly harvested after having committed the "crime" of believing in a God the Communist Party doesn't want them to believe in, and only ONE person responds. One. To me, that's a statement all on it's own.

When it's Christians, people don't care. And yet when Christians dare to speak out about the injustices committed against fellow Christians, they get called intolerant, prejudiced, and biased. How is that fair?"

I have a feeling my friend is right. I mean, I read this before posting it and all I got out of it was "Harvesting Organs". Maybe that's just me...

Menage a 3

http://www.menagea3.net/ (Rated R)

Now, the name should have been my first clue as to what this comic was about. It's.. um... Face reddening. It's HILARIOUS and has an AWESOME plot but your face will burn off.

Art is good, even if there isn't any color. :3 Color it and it would be ten times better.

9/10/10

"Look, maybe I'm the only one here, BUT I CAN'T FIND ANY ARTISTS WITH REASONABLE QUALITY WORK TO ACTUALLY PAY, AND GET A GOOD DESIGN ON TIME, OKAY?? The one time I got my first two customs, they were excellent. Beautiful, everything I wanted. I /overpayed/ because I paid with a spare item (Mind you, a valuable and desirable item. Just not one I wanted) I had instead of shelling out the raw currency. I've been having trouble finding an artist with good work to shell my money out to, and I'm not even looking for uber complex designs. I just want a couple pretty metals to look at. But so many artists are closed and won't look at your requests unless you have the most kickass idea on the planet, which is simply unfair. And this isn't an issue of me wanting the most "famous" or well-known artists- I don't play enough to know who the heck they are, anyway. I can look at work and see what I like, and I'm the kind of person who has no problem ponying up when I want a product and know its worth the price. If someone wants to direct me to an artist who's actually doing good work and /open/ (and not just for bribes, and "only if your idea is really interesting), I'd really appreciate it. And why should I have to meddle with digital art and coloring pets when I don't want to? Look, I'll put it this way- I hate most digital art, because it's meaningless to me. I don't even really think of pets so much as "art" as much as "a pretty picture I can enjoy this game with". I just want to have fun and have nice pets. I'm not looking to be lazy. I just don't want to mess with all the implications of making my own pet. So maybe you can see where I'd like an easy simulator with a couple options whereby I could quickly and reliably make a custom for myself. Maybe even something that I could use to sort o "sketch" out colors and patterns I'd like on a pet, and then take to an artist and say "I'd like something like /this/, but with more sparkles!" so they know what I'm talking about and what I want and can actually do it. It seems to me that artists want an excruciatingly detailed explanation of how exactly you want your pet to look with a million references, and I simply don't work that way."   Dreaming of Islands (#9982)   Oh my GOD this is priceless! I can't stop laughing! She is so bloody hilarious. Thanks to Tayzer for showing me. *curls up in a corner giggling* This person is missing the point of aywas by a mile.

The Gutters

http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/177-gibson-quarter

This is a comic by the same optically challenged rodent crew that does some other comics I plan on adding here later. They are funny. I like funny. COMICS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.

This is a comic about comics. Oho, redundancy or brilliance? I'm going with 'or'.

There isn't really much to say about this because it's not a story comic and more of a page to page comic. Like the funny papers. If you like superhero comics, you'll like this. If not, you might not get the jokes.

8/8/10

Amya

http://www.amyachronicles.com/archives/932

Now, I don't mind this comic. It has the potential to be a great story. Sure I have a very TINY idea of what is going on, but heck, they're only a little bit into the story, right? And at least I know who the main characters are. What bothers me is the excessive amount of guest art comics things. :| Come on now, I'm not here to see these, I want to see the comic. And on TOP of the guest art? It updates... maybe once a week? Not even? I can see updating once a week if you are someone like... Oglaf They can make it work because each of their comics shimmers in the sun like a greased up california beach goer. If you only update once a week you have to make reading just one page WORTH something. A humorous comic can do that but when story type ones do it the readers tend to twitch a little.

Let's see, well, it seems to be about a mute noble girl and a prince on the run from.. something... we aren't quite sure yet. It has a medieval feel to it but since there are trains I'm going to up my history guessing to victorian/renaissance. There is obviously magic involved and some.. thing.. called a Seraphine chasing them that I REALLY want to see up close because it sounds badass. (If it isn't I will be sooo disappointed in this comic.)

All in all, not -bad- but not great. I suppose I really like the mute girl, I always have a soft spot for mute main characters.

5/6/10

*scours the rants board for tidbits*

Man, I do enjoy pissing off people SO much that they make vague rants.

You know what's even better? Watching them later rant about how something went wrong in their life. :3 I like karma.

Funny enough, to all those people that sneer, karma has apparently given up on me because my life is KICKING ASS right now! :D I've never been happier! So you know what? Screw you! ^-^ I hope you enjoy the shithole that your life is, mine gets better by the day.

Wait, does that seem petty? Bitter? You bet your sweet little tushy it is! ^-^

And because I don't want to lose this post...

I have suddenly come upon the realization that I'm playing a game... that is making me do chores. Chores I go on video games to avoid, Why is that? I find them far more enjoyable on the game even though they are far more monotonous and I can't even have the simple pleasure of finding a froggy while watering the garden.

And I even question the cut and paste, no dramaticness what-so-ever you will definitely get the male/female you WANT. ALWAYS. Excuse me? I'm the new one in the village/valley/island and suddenly they all drop their previous love interests to fawn over me? And WHY do I HAVE to get married? What if I don't bloody well want to? What if I don't want screaming brats around? And if you've ever played that newest wii version tell me WHY YOUR CHILD HAS NOTHING PASSED ALONG FROM HIS IMMORTAL WIZARD DADDY?

Was my character screwing someone else off-screen? What does he do when you're dead.... for that matter, WHY DO I NOT AGE? I mean, it SAYS you're aging in the Wonderful life series but you remain the same. How is that? I know people get wrinkles, Just look at Nina.

And then... then I picked up Shepard's Crossing 2. A game I was told was very much like Harvest Moon and since that's my crack I bent over like a whore and took it. (.... Hold on, that sounds far to much like a certain game critic I want to slap. Shit.)

Now, playing this game was... interesting. You don't have to water crops (Thank fucking god) and you have a variety of animals and plants you can farm/ranch. The whole point is to keep your main dish/side dish/ and firewood bins full so you don't starve. It's not particularly hard but... The social interaction, is questionable. Very... questionable.

You buy your husband/wife. I kid you not, you don't even have to KNOW them to wed them. As long as you have enough sheep you can pick out whichever hooke- ... er... Wife/husband... You want.

So, FINE, being the little elitist that I am (Yes, I can here you cheering you-know-who. I ADMIT IT.) I went for the most expensive hooker. .... Husband.

Well, lets just say he was in love with this girl with the most ridiculous name ever. :| And he wasn't thrilled. So because I'm a nice pimp.... um... Wife... I decided to reload and try the butcher.

The butcher I've known for 7 years and constantly visit with offerings of food because he will drop by and give my bacon in return once in awhile. AFTER the wedding, you know what he asks me? "What's your name?"

*twitch* RELOAD

Hunter: "Well, at least she's human." RELOAD

Carpenter: "Why don't I cost more to be a hooker?" RELOAD

Shepard: "What's marriage?" ARGH

You know, after all that I was just happy that at least the Shepard was grateful to be moving into my fucking mansion. (I swear, it was a mansion at this point.) But he... I don't know, he felt like I was taking advantage of someone permanently stupid.

So I went back to the mayor's son, and he could just suck it.

After marriage? I was lucky if I spoke to this guy once I month. And might I mention, I don't have a bed and I don't think I ever sleep so how exactly did I pop out a baby after a year or so?

Then I discovered the 'almanac' which had everything I hadn't quite achieved yet. Like, making a certain dish or having two llamas boink and pop out a baby llama. Well... shit now it's like pokemon and I'm still planting crops, picking up dung, and cutting trees JUST to fill up this fucking almanac.

This is worse than killing monster to get stronger to kill more monsters.

Games have made me their bitch and I have no idea why. ;n;

Springiette

You know, I'm actually kind of bored of pointing out the morons on aywas. :| They just keep multiplying and apparently I'm missing more drama as it unfolds right on the minute. Fuck you stalkers. Fuck you.

SO! I'm switching it up a bit and giving a 'review' on some comics. Ohoho.

I'm starting at the top of my list of bookmarks and working my way down! Today's comic is:

http://www.springiette.net/

This comic can easily be summed up in one word: Cute.

Literally that is all it's playing off of, it being cute. It seems to be working well for them so far, they've got a book coming out. But I'm really confused half of the time when I read this. One large pet peeve of mine is the fact that you often have to read outside of the comic to understand what is going on. These guys... don't even have that. I didn't know what was going on until well into the comic. It has a ninja and a girl in swimwear.

... And a sentient piece of food.


Really, that's how I can describe it. I have read the whole thing and STILL don't know what the plot is. Is there even a plot? Well, somewhat. About half way through we get to hear the characters backstories... and well, that's nice but beyond that I swear these characters have some form of horrible disorder that shoots them up with random-crack every half hour.

But... it's cute.

7/5/10

I'm also going to point out that it used to be done by two people and now it's only done by the ninja.

Stabbing you in the eye seems valid

Off topic: You know, I really don't like Batman sometimes. Why? He NEVER kills the criminals even if they sorely need it. I have to wonder if he just keeps putting them in the asylum so that they DO break out and he can keep his crime fighting hobby alive. :|



On topic: "1) Retard. Gay. Fag. Bitch. Slut. Nigger. There, I said it. Words are words. Saying a "offensive" word is not a deadly sin. 2) Babies are for the most part disgusting. I don't give a crap if you're offended by my lack of oooh-ing and ahh-ing over your offspring. Once they're seven or so, then we can talk. 3) People who call themselves Christians need to actually READ the bible. If a sexist, homicidal, controlling God is still your idea of "Almighty Love" then I'm honestly not sure what to think of you. 4) On the other hand, it's not okay to tease, mock, hurt, or abuse someone because of their spirtuality. What they believe is their own damn business. 5) Denying someone human rights because of their age is just as wrong as due to something like race or sex. 6) I really have no interest in caring for my obnoxious brother his whole life. Having autism doesn't excuse his downright asshole behaviors. If he cannot care for himself, he can have fun in a group home. 7) Censorship is wrong in all forms. Don't like it? Don't read/watch/see/listen to it. The PTC is a group of pretentious jerks. 8) I hate the whole "care for your own country first" shit. Being American is not an excuse for sitting on your ass while people around the world are victims of brutality and suffering. Countries are nothing more than political boundaries. 9) Anyone who abuses animals is a sicko and there should be mandatory jail time for anyone who does so. 10) On the other hand, the US prison system is the biggest waste of taxpayer money ever. Rape, violence, and lack of basic necessities will not and never will magically reform a criminal."

- srslyjc (#12945)

You know, I have a love/hate relationship with the 'Unpopular Opinions' thread. It makes me feel just a bit more violent with every post, but... I also know who to avoid and never speak to again. :|

You know what else is interesting about it? I've seen two people in the last ten pages get attacked for posting their unpopular opinion only to have people tell THEM not to attack people with unpopular opinions. :| Firefalcon about languages? Yeah, he attacked someone else first. Fluffyhorror on religion? WHY is she apologizing? They attacked her! O_o

You people boggle my mind.

Quote of the Year

"Oh, I can be friendly if I want to be. Alas, in your case, wishing to be more intelligent does not make it so."

First person to tell me who said this gets a carrotfish.

... I.. what..?

http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/116275/

Fuckaduck. :| There is no way this person can be serious.

Wait... dear god the logic! D:

http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-1-brings-back-the-80s/09-independent-man/a-79/

Noooo