.. so will I.
Let's see.. awhile ago I broke up with a girl. After a few moments of doubt a clincher came around and as it turns out I am not inclined towards girls at all. Sorry, I'm straight. No, she didn't take it well at all. Of course I cared about her, but by that point it was more sisterly love than anything. I blamed everything on me and continuously said sorry. Eventually we started talking again.
Well, awhile after I broke up with her I got together with my best friend. As both me and Ebon were friends of hers, we decided to keep this from her until she felt better about the situation.
She found out about us.
And fucking freaked out, because apparently good intentions aren't enough. Nope, she hasn't called me a horrible person enough times. Apparently I must wait more than a month to get together with someone.
Oh and that's not all, besides insulting the shit out of me apparently she's going to 'smash my face with a sledgehammer, put daggers in my eyes, and cut out my tongue with a rusty knife.' She also threatened to give Ebon's number to trade chat.
Oh, AND the people she told, that I thought were my friends? Fucking no. They never were. I see this on my facebook:
"Luana shares:
Eat It.
Chris: "How dare you do that! Seriously. Couldn't you have waited until the scars had healed a bit, before you went behind her back?! I am so disappointed in you. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You don't deserve someone as awesome as Bronen. I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Cyndi likes this."
Yeah, all three of those people? I should have known better than to trust anyone. Why am I so mean on aywas? Everyone always stabs you in the fucking back.
Then I read this:
"To Ebon and Zebby,
Why on Earth did you think it was a good idea to keep it hidden from me? Or more importantly, why so soon after breaking up with me? Do either of you have morals or common sense even? No, one of you was just waiting for the other to break up with me and didn't care if it hurt me more in the process by keeping it hidden. That's not "protecting" me. That's just being selfish and it's kind of sad neither of you had enough common sense to realize how wrong it is, considering one of you supposedly read my blog on an almost daily basis. But hey, what I say or feel doesn't matter. I'm easily replaced. Either way, what you two did is not what friends would do and I really could care less what is coming to you. I defended you both for the longest, but after what you've done, I'm not going to bother. Have fun. I don't know how anything in this blog makes you think it's ok to date behind my back while I'm dealing with depression. When you both figure out how to actually be good friends and act like best friends, let me know. Both of you are horrible people."
Putting words in my mouth and making me out to be the bad person LIKE ALWAYS. You never do anything wrong, do you Bronen? Nope, THAT WOULD BE SILLY.
Fuck, I should have listened to my grandparents when they warned me. I can't believe I'm crying over this. You never wanted to be my friend after we broke up, that was a lie. (See? How about I put words in your mouth because THEY SEEM TRUE TO ME.) Ugh, I know she won't read this but.. I need to vent here before I post to her.
Fucking eh, I just... I just can't do it anymore. I can't. Nothing ever goes right. Ever. I can NEVER be happy. Mom was right. I should have shut up and killed myself a long fucking time ago.
A sneer on your lip, but want in your eye.
Friday, March 30, 2012
Last one this morning! Promise!
" Zebby, seriously? You've seriously gotten to being downright mean lately. =T I don't see why it's even necessary for you make these comments. Then again, I've never really seen what's so amusing about hurting someone else."
>=[ It is NOT 'lately'. Geez. I've always been this mean. -ALWAYS-
.... Ok maybe a little meaner than normal. But you know, this annoyance with people on aywas HAS been building for two years. It's like a temperature gauge, it's just going to get worse.
Edit: " ****To everyone involved with the original two threads: I'm not sure who was right and who was wrong, I know I was right at least part of the time, that some of you were right at least part of the time, that I was wrong at least part of the time, and that some of you were wrong at least part of the time, and so I'm sorry, to all those that were in the right or effected by me being in the wrong, I am truly sorry for how I acted.****"
Really? That's.. like.. the worst backhanded apology I've seen in a LONG time. And you think my meanness is bad? :| Some of these people need it damnit. They do. Trust me. Spines need to be grown before one in the form of a stick is shoved up their ass in place of it.
>=[ It is NOT 'lately'. Geez. I've always been this mean. -ALWAYS-
.... Ok maybe a little meaner than normal. But you know, this annoyance with people on aywas HAS been building for two years. It's like a temperature gauge, it's just going to get worse.
Edit: " ****To everyone involved with the original two threads: I'm not sure who was right and who was wrong, I know I was right at least part of the time, that some of you were right at least part of the time, that I was wrong at least part of the time, and that some of you were wrong at least part of the time, and so I'm sorry, to all those that were in the right or effected by me being in the wrong, I am truly sorry for how I acted.****"
Really? That's.. like.. the worst backhanded apology I've seen in a LONG time. And you think my meanness is bad? :| Some of these people need it damnit. They do. Trust me. Spines need to be grown before one in the form of a stick is shoved up their ass in place of it.
Oh you two
These two already highly amuse me but this made my breakfast get messy this morning:
"My boyfriend is shipping our cat with a stray outside. He's going to draw gay cat porn, and our cat is going to be a bottom. Because he was scratched.
Not the shipping them as a couple, just the bottom part.
Why am I with you, HL. :|" -Zephy
"
"My boyfriend is shipping our cat with a stray outside. He's going to draw gay cat porn, and our cat is going to be a bottom. Because he was scratched.
Not the shipping them as a couple, just the bottom part.
Why am I with you, HL. :|" -Zephy
"
| It's what he deserves, I buy him $30 food and then he's a DICK to me Also I'm pretty sure he actually is with that cat because it sleeps in his chair and waits for him seductively" -HL XD ahahahahaha! |
Bridgette
Ah yes, the little girl that enjoys being called a skank. (I kid you not, she does.)
Anyway looky here:
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/156445/
Ridiculous thread is ridiculous to start with but then.. then I see something like this:
"
Anyway looky here:
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/156445/
Ridiculous thread is ridiculous to start with but then.. then I see something like this:
"
| I have some theories about why you had this issue but honestly they arent complimentary to the attackers so I will keep them to myself. I do truly understand your reason for the thread, asking her not to read or post, and why you didnt defend yourself. I will say though that I totally understand your feelings and much of how you describe yourself is how I describe myself less being autistic as far as I know. That being said I understand how the ordeal has effected you and understand how you cannot let it go. I sit pondering about events sometimes too. The only thing that brings me peace is forgetting about it and a xanax when i unfortunately remember. My signature used to say "i know you believe you heard what i said but you dont understand what you think i said is not what i meant" which is frequently my feelings when posting. Frequently things that i say with best intentions are not taken as they were intended and i believe that is what happen to you. Rather than giving you the benefit of the doubt or rethinking on their part they jumped instead... Which is frequent for peoplebecause im not gonna sugar coat it.. People are mean and they seek power over you. They want to feel better than you and they want to put you in your place because it makes them feel good about themselves. Anyway... I hope you Are able to let this go and find peace with it. I wish you the b est of luck and im truly deeply sorry that its made you feel the way you do." Oooohhh boy, sweety. For one, good job basically insulting everyone who posted against this dumbass months ago. For two, I completely forgot you still existed :D Thanks for reminding me. I've missed hunting down your moron moments. |
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Mini discovery
Lols, pun title.
"It's not my business if y'all wanna make a wank blog for namedropping/bringing down people on aywas offsite so you can be a nasty person without onsite consequences, I don't really care. Except that these people continue posting their crap to the aywas tag on tumblr. Some people track that tag, y'know? I dont mind the rant blog, that's what that blog is for I guess, but now there's more "LOOK HOW STUPID THIS PERSON IS IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT" in the tag than...actual aywas stuff.
I wish they'd tag their stuff "aywas rants" instead of aywas. Or at least put their enormous three part rant under a cut. I think some of them have already done this since the last time I whined about it, but now there's another one.
Yes, amazingly, I don't care about why you think so-and-so is a bluh bluh huge bitch and while you're welcome to make a post about her I wish it wasn't somewhere I'd have to scroll through. I see plenty enough aywas drama on actual aywas threads, and it's really annoying to have to see it offsite all the time.
Again, I don't care what you do, I'm not going to police you for being a dick and there's no changing people so I'm not telling anyone to STOP making those blogs or STOP posting about people offsite, I'm mainly just annoyed that it's posted somewhere public that I have to be reminded there are idiots on this site. A "read more" would be really helpful if they still want it visible on the tag."
I wish I actually got on tumblr now, I'm curious.
"It's not my business if y'all wanna make a wank blog for namedropping/bringing down people on aywas offsite so you can be a nasty person without onsite consequences, I don't really care. Except that these people continue posting their crap to the aywas tag on tumblr. Some people track that tag, y'know? I dont mind the rant blog, that's what that blog is for I guess, but now there's more "LOOK HOW STUPID THIS PERSON IS IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT" in the tag than...actual aywas stuff.
I wish they'd tag their stuff "aywas rants" instead of aywas. Or at least put their enormous three part rant under a cut. I think some of them have already done this since the last time I whined about it, but now there's another one.
Yes, amazingly, I don't care about why you think so-and-so is a bluh bluh huge bitch and while you're welcome to make a post about her I wish it wasn't somewhere I'd have to scroll through. I see plenty enough aywas drama on actual aywas threads, and it's really annoying to have to see it offsite all the time.
Again, I don't care what you do, I'm not going to police you for being a dick and there's no changing people so I'm not telling anyone to STOP making those blogs or STOP posting about people offsite, I'm mainly just annoyed that it's posted somewhere public that I have to be reminded there are idiots on this site. A "read more" would be really helpful if they still want it visible on the tag."
I wish I actually got on tumblr now, I'm curious.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Hmmm
So, this might not get many posts for a bit. Kinda not feeling the whole 'give a damn' thing.
And by a bit I mean like a few days.
Maybe.
Aywas keeps surprising me.
On a more serious note, I'm a horrible 'adult'. Not very good at it at all.For the first couple days LAUNDRY GOT DONE BITCHES and now... now it's sitting in the basket and I dig through it when I want to wear something. Fuck folding.
My cousin/landlord is going to kill me XD
And I keep reading things that make me wonder, and worry. And seeing things that make me wonder, and worry.
x-x And I keep worrying and I just... gotta stop worrying. Pretty sure it's about nothing. .... 70% sure. Ish.
I'm going to go find bourbon now, ciao.
And by a bit I mean like a few days.
Maybe.
Aywas keeps surprising me.
On a more serious note, I'm a horrible 'adult'. Not very good at it at all.For the first couple days LAUNDRY GOT DONE BITCHES and now... now it's sitting in the basket and I dig through it when I want to wear something. Fuck folding.
My cousin/landlord is going to kill me XD
And I keep reading things that make me wonder, and worry. And seeing things that make me wonder, and worry.
x-x And I keep worrying and I just... gotta stop worrying. Pretty sure it's about nothing. .... 70% sure. Ish.
I'm going to go find bourbon now, ciao.
Friday, March 23, 2012
Gabbers
| "Gabrielle is Republican. Not sure what Ellie is, though I don't really care as long as she respects life [i.e., anti-abortion, anti-hunting...I'm more passionate about being pro-life]" Oh Gabby, you and your ignorant ways.. your habit of turning every thread into an abortion one... :D Just makes me hate you more. |
You fed it 2
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/155703/
and
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/155543/
and
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/154758/
Thanks for pointing this person out to me btw, you-know-who. (If I can put your name here deary, tell me.)
But really. AGAIN. It's a troll. A sneaky, very clever troll, but a troll none the less.
Seriously, the majority of her posts are designed to invoke anger, and its working. Frankly, she's a better troll than me.
But really, cease bickering with her, it's no use.
and
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/155543/
and
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/154758/
Thanks for pointing this person out to me btw, you-know-who. (If I can put your name here deary, tell me.)
But really. AGAIN. It's a troll. A sneaky, very clever troll, but a troll none the less.
Seriously, the majority of her posts are designed to invoke anger, and its working. Frankly, she's a better troll than me.
But really, cease bickering with her, it's no use.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Guilty...
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/155256/
Have you ever had that problem where you wonder if a rant is about you? o.o
That.. that post on here was a joke Zombie, just in case this is me.
*vows to bother you more often anyway*
Have you ever had that problem where you wonder if a rant is about you? o.o
That.. that post on here was a joke Zombie, just in case this is me.
*vows to bother you more often anyway*
Not my seel!
:c I really like MARC. Right down to the spongebob-licking-kaz gifs. Hell, I even look past the multitude of typoes because I actually like this user. (Shocking that I like some of you, I know.)
>=[ So when you make the MARC lock a thread because you are a whiny little bitch, I get a bit perturbed.
"Yeah, I would also agree that race has nothing to do with it. Also, implying that Latinos have things in their lives that other people wouldn't understand because they aren't Latino is offensive to me. Race has nothing to do with understanding social situations, and understanding human interaction." -5444
This was not needed in this rant and if you seriously think that race has nothing to do with social interaction you are VERY naive.
"The previous discussion on the past few pages seemed to imply that people outside of the Latino culture would not be able to understand it, and that it was superior to other cultures in that it did not posses the level of assholes that other cultures have."
Then you say:
"Haha, I never said that you stated that Latinos are superior, and I never said that that was stated outright."
Are you stoned? Seriously? Quit fucking posting.
Ugh but enough of that user. I'll talk about this chick then I'm done. (This is here instead of at the bottom because I broke my blogger :( Anyway, PEACE BITCHES!)
" I really REALLY hate when people are so quick to pull the "OMG OFFENSIVE D8" card on a rant. You had a problem, you ranted about it. That should be the end of it. There should be none of this "OMG YOUR RANT ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL ISSUES WITH SOMEONE NOT OF YOUR RACE OFFENDS ME DDD8" ...Why get offended over someone's rant? Just..why?" -25241
>=[ So when you make the MARC lock a thread because you are a whiny little bitch, I get a bit perturbed.
"Yeah, I would also agree that race has nothing to do with it. Also, implying that Latinos have things in their lives that other people wouldn't understand because they aren't Latino is offensive to me. Race has nothing to do with understanding social situations, and understanding human interaction." -5444
This was not needed in this rant and if you seriously think that race has nothing to do with social interaction you are VERY naive.
"The previous discussion on the past few pages seemed to imply that people outside of the Latino culture would not be able to understand it, and that it was superior to other cultures in that it did not posses the level of assholes that other cultures have."
Then you say:
"Haha, I never said that you stated that Latinos are superior, and I never said that that was stated outright."
Are you stoned? Seriously? Quit fucking posting.
Ugh but enough of that user. I'll talk about this chick then I'm done. (This is here instead of at the bottom because I broke my blogger :( Anyway, PEACE BITCHES!)
" I really REALLY hate when people are so quick to pull the "OMG OFFENSIVE D8" card on a rant. You had a problem, you ranted about it. That should be the end of it. There should be none of this "OMG YOUR RANT ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL ISSUES WITH SOMEONE NOT OF YOUR RACE OFFENDS ME DDD8" ...Why get offended over someone's rant? Just..why?" -25241
| Now see, I can understand where she's coming from on this thread, as what MARC said really wasn't bloody offensive. At all. But I can also see how, on some rant threads, this can be an issue. Remember Jess and her RAEGING HATRED of gay men in that one rant? What about Taxel and her -serious- race issues? Yeah, this can't be generalized. |
Saturday, March 17, 2012
You fed it
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/155070/
Aywasians. Quit feeding trolls. ;n; Why are you so easily trolled? Sooo many of you are... STOP EET.
Aywasians. Quit feeding trolls. ;n; Why are you so easily trolled? Sooo many of you are... STOP EET.
Friday, March 16, 2012
Cerby
Still derping it up:
"No child deserves to die just cause the mother can't close her legs. If you get pregnant its your responsibility to have it you laid there without protection of anykind so deal with it. That is how I view it. Once conceived its a person not nothing. I don't believe in abortion for any reason at all."
Good job, offend everyone who has ever had an abortion.
Rape, protection may have been used but it might have failed, etc.
My own views on abortion: It's nobody else's business what a woman chooses to do with her body. You have, no say, good or bad. Butt out.
"No child deserves to die just cause the mother can't close her legs. If you get pregnant its your responsibility to have it you laid there without protection of anykind so deal with it. That is how I view it. Once conceived its a person not nothing. I don't believe in abortion for any reason at all."
Good job, offend everyone who has ever had an abortion.
Rape, protection may have been used but it might have failed, etc.
My own views on abortion: It's nobody else's business what a woman chooses to do with her body. You have, no say, good or bad. Butt out.
LAC doesn't like Gabby
Oh dear god (Near-Atheist saying god, neener neener neener) this chick is nuts.Thanks for pointing it out Lobster Alarm Clock.
"Oh my God more on Gabby. Apparently she doesn't believe that mankind evolved from primates. xDDDDD OMGOMGOMG THIS IS GOLD:
"~Gabrielle
i am 100% Catholic and proud of it. My disability and impatience prevent me from going to church, I hate to say, though I don't believe that you have to be in any particular place for God to love you.
I do agree that there are some parts of the religion that are rather outdated. I do dislike people who take our religion to the extremes, such as quoting the Bible every other sentence, and saying "God told me..." whatever.
I support gay rights, being possibly Say what now? gay myself. I don't think that Catholicism has ever frowned upon the right to love how you want; I think that is the work of people trying to mask hatred with religion.
I believe against any form of murder. I am very anti-abortion, very anti-hunting, and a vegan-wannabe vegetarian. Good for you.
It may sound crazy, but I do believe in the possibility of other deities existing. That's not to say I believe directly in Krishna [?], but I believe his existence is possible.
I'll never ever chastise or be prejudiced against anyone for believing in what they do, as long as its base is "Harm no creature of the Earth".
I don't get what the talk is about science versus religion, but it's completely false. If you break it down, science/religion is matter/spirit, which is what every living thing is made up of.
As for Evolution versus Creation, I believe neither. And why should I?
And I don't especially favour atheists. Hate me if you must, but I don't understand how you could live without belief. And I vote to outlaw atheists from being able to say "God" in a phrase, as in "Oh my ---" " God God God God God God God. Seriously, you ARE a 'crazy catholic.'
"Oh, I know dinosaurs existed. There's just too much proof.
The only part of the Evolution Theory I don't believe is OUR origin story. We are similar to primates, yes, but we're DIFFERENT. And if we evolved from them, why is it they stayed the same?
Both Creation and Evolution Theories have truth, but they also have parts that sound ridiculous. So I choose to believe in neither, in both, and in the idea that they could coexist and overlap"
"Also, I'm sick of the media constantly slamming the Christian/Catholic religion. You never see anything bashing Judaism or Muslim, do you?" - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Does she live under a rock or something Now now LAC, she's probably just never seen Fox News.
"I've never seen a show where any Jewish character got bashed.
Take Law & Order. Almost every other episode is about an evil CATHOLIC.
Like a super-religious but catshit crazy Catholic guy went on a killing spree of abortion doctors.
Can't say I blame him.
But abortion is plain WRONG, and yet they make it out like only those crazy Catholics are against it because they're crazy " MOREABORTIONRAEGRAAWWRRR
The thread"
"Oh my God more on Gabby. Apparently she doesn't believe that mankind evolved from primates. xDDDDD OMGOMGOMG THIS IS GOLD:
"~Gabrielle
i am 100% Catholic and proud of it. My disability and impatience prevent me from going to church, I hate to say, though I don't believe that you have to be in any particular place for God to love you.
I do agree that there are some parts of the religion that are rather outdated. I do dislike people who take our religion to the extremes, such as quoting the Bible every other sentence, and saying "God told me..." whatever.
I support gay rights, being possibly Say what now? gay myself. I don't think that Catholicism has ever frowned upon the right to love how you want; I think that is the work of people trying to mask hatred with religion.
I believe against any form of murder. I am very anti-abortion, very anti-hunting, and a vegan-wannabe vegetarian. Good for you.
It may sound crazy, but I do believe in the possibility of other deities existing. That's not to say I believe directly in Krishna [?], but I believe his existence is possible.
I'll never ever chastise or be prejudiced against anyone for believing in what they do, as long as its base is "Harm no creature of the Earth".
I don't get what the talk is about science versus religion, but it's completely false. If you break it down, science/religion is matter/spirit, which is what every living thing is made up of.
As for Evolution versus Creation, I believe neither. And why should I?
And I don't especially favour atheists. Hate me if you must, but I don't understand how you could live without belief. And I vote to outlaw atheists from being able to say "God" in a phrase, as in "Oh my ---" " God God God God God God God. Seriously, you ARE a 'crazy catholic.'
"Oh, I know dinosaurs existed. There's just too much proof.
The only part of the Evolution Theory I don't believe is OUR origin story. We are similar to primates, yes, but we're DIFFERENT. And if we evolved from them, why is it they stayed the same?
Both Creation and Evolution Theories have truth, but they also have parts that sound ridiculous. So I choose to believe in neither, in both, and in the idea that they could coexist and overlap"
"Also, I'm sick of the media constantly slamming the Christian/Catholic religion. You never see anything bashing Judaism or Muslim, do you?" - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Does she live under a rock or something Now now LAC, she's probably just never seen Fox News.
"I've never seen a show where any Jewish character got bashed.
Take Law & Order. Almost every other episode is about an evil CATHOLIC.
Like a super-religious but catshit crazy Catholic guy went on a killing spree of abortion doctors.
Can't say I blame him.
But abortion is plain WRONG, and yet they make it out like only those crazy Catholics are against it because they're crazy " MOREABORTIONRAEGRAAWWRRR
The thread"
Monday, March 12, 2012
Oh gawd priceless
"This thread is CLOSED. Why do you continue to try to bicker with me because I believe against abortion?
"Pro-choice" my ass. What about the unborn's choice? and there are plenty of other choices besides murder. And hello? Much of the time, you had a choice to begin with--either have sex and risk pregnancy, or stay off the man period. Not that hard.
But that's just me and my view.
I repeat: THIS THREAD IS CLOSED. It's already served out its purpose."
xD I see what you mean LAC , she obviously hasn't read the other posts. What a dumbass.
"Pro-choice" my ass. What about the unborn's choice? and there are plenty of other choices besides murder. And hello? Much of the time, you had a choice to begin with--either have sex and risk pregnancy, or stay off the man period. Not that hard.
But that's just me and my view.
I repeat: THIS THREAD IS CLOSED. It's already served out its purpose."
xD I see what you mean LAC , she obviously hasn't read the other posts. What a dumbass.
FINE I WILL POST YOUR LINKS
I swear Lobster Alarm Clock. >=[ You are THIS CLOSE to being smacked with a carrotfish. ... *goes to read the threads with glee*
| Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:07am LAC said: lollink | |
| Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:03am LAC said: ... Oh man! She even asked for a birthday discount! xD | |
| Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:01am LAC said: Also she seems to really, REALLY believe in Astrology. Like she keeps on asking people what their star signs are. :/ (Heeeyy.. I like astrology ;n;) | |
| Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:54am LAC said: ... This begging shit isn't even new. :/ No wonder she tried it, it worked for her, check out this thread: "PLEASE someone out there help brighten my day" Also here are two threads of her being like "I'M A BIG OL' LGBT ACTIVIST GUYS HELP ME WITH MY ACTIVISM": loool wut Annnnd here's her asking whether or not she should stop being friends with one person because they dared to post something she doesn't agree with on THEIR OWN Facebook wall: Hypocritttte | |
| Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:35am LAC said: D'aw, you missed the drama. You know Gabby? The girl who's like "I am a lesbian everyone is so un-accepting it's so hard D:" but then turns around and accuses girls of being murderers and sluts for being Pro-Choice? She posted a rant that was basically like "Ooh, it's my birthday today, but I had such a bad birthday... I was thinking of treating myself on Aywas which is the only place I am happy... Here's my wishlist by the way... I just can't afford to treat myself though, what do you guys thing I should dooo~". It was like the most blatant begging I've ever seen. You can check mini rants, a bunch of people posted in there about it. She LEGIT linked her wishlist on the thread. xD All like "I was thinking of splurging and buying myself one of these pets/items on my wishlist (HERE IS MY WISHLIST)". I and a few other people called her out on her b.s.. I think she reported us or some shit, or someone reported her, in any case, her thread was taken down. Too bad I didn't get a screenie. D: | |
| Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:32pm Zebby (#1238) said: You are not authorized to view this forum. :( | |
| Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:05pm LAC said: Hey Zebs, check out this pooooor little Aywas user, oh woe is her~ Thinly-disguised begging? Noooo, of course not~ | |
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Haters~
There seems to be haters out in droves today. Well, here's a response to ALL y'all's pms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFG9dwolo3Q
:3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFG9dwolo3Q
:3
Saturday, March 10, 2012
South Korean Islands
One of the seven wonders of the world is being wrecked for a freakin naval base. :|
Info: http://post-evangelical.tistory.com/90
GO DO SOMETHING: http://nodutdol.org/index.php/news/archives/435/
Geebus, people boggle my mind.
Info: http://post-evangelical.tistory.com/90
GO DO SOMETHING: http://nodutdol.org/index.php/news/archives/435/
Geebus, people boggle my mind.
Point of thread missed.
| "I like to think Kas isn't a Mary Sue x3 given...the Original Kas, he was nothing more than a persona/disguise for someone else, and had the tragic past bit + perfect body (yay for magical disguise fabric 8D)... But my TRUE OC Kas...he's got a somewhat jaded past but not so much that it rules his life x3 and he's sexy yes, but he's not perfect either (he's a skinny German white boy mmk? xD)... But then again he's not human either 8| lol oh mai god gais he's a demon = auto sexy EVERYTHING right? 8D Okay he's not a demon but he is immortal >.> he doesn't have to worry about aging and shit but that doesn't mean he's a bay watch babe ;) haha Anyway I think he's a pretty well rounded character :C I'm still working his kinks out through rp and learn new stuff about him every day." Alrightey, Aporro, that is a mary stu. I'm sorry, but, he is. More awesome quotes from that thread: "
-Kwillow " HE'S NOT A MARY-SUE ANY1 WHO SAYS SO IS A HOMOPHONE!!" -Daggles. ... Homophone... That is awesome. So many people are going to be called a homophone today. |
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Yay another
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/153768/
*sigh* Despite not advertising this blog, some people do get their panties in a knot. If you don't like what you read then click the X in your top right hand corner.
*sigh* Despite not advertising this blog, some people do get their panties in a knot. If you don't like what you read then click the X in your top right hand corner.
Ohohoho
Oh come on, make more threads like this. I care, really I do! ;)
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/153764/
Yeah, screenshots incoming ^-^
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/153764/
Yeah, screenshots incoming ^-^
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Debates
| Easy there, fan. ;) Good job bitch, insult in the first sentence. If you read what I say, you'll see that I didn't say -WoW- would go free to play. I said they were going to a free to play model soon, because they have talked about it themselves. League of Legends and other similar games have been eating up market share at a surprising rate.. I don't think anyone expected them to become so popular, but with the economy so weak, people want something free to play when they're tired of or can't afford their current pay to play. All this information is available within less than 2 seconds on google, for reference. I'm not going to link facts, I'm just going to call you lazy for not checking google. They are playing it close to the vest but have hinted to and pointed to a new title on the horizon to fill the free to play niche, likely so they can try their hand at micro-transactions on a larger scale and see how the profit margin works out. No one I know is very Chicken Little. Most of us are in our thirties and forties, Nobody cares how old you are. and not inclined to excitement about anything other than our retirement funds taking a sudden jump upwards or our children saying "Don't worry Mom, I can pay for that myself". ;) one more emoticon. just ONE MORE. The simple fact is, the changes they made in the game did not appeal to a lot of the long term players. A few whiny scrubs are not a lot of long term players. It's not "I've been playing the game too long" for most of us (because all of us are still gaming, just not on WoW), it's that the game was no longer the game it was. Change is bad! D: ... Dumbarse Not enough things added plus the gear gap jump, changes in healing, etc. It was basically one thing after another that annoyed people until they just stopped caring. Some of those people will come back, some are gone for good, but the fact is, it's not typical player ebb. Yes it is, there was this same damn discussion before Cata. Blizz can't please everyone. It's a lot more than that and the company realizes that. Everything changes, and it's not to say they're in dire straits. But anyone with a modicum of business sense and experience working for large-scale companies realizes that firing 600 people at a gaming company is not small potatoes, Economy in crisis for everyone, but nope only blizz firing people is significant. and it is indicative of more than 'redundancies' that should have gotten dealt with at the time of the original merger, not a year and change later. 2 million lost subscribers Where'd you pull that number from? is not insignificant even for a cash cow like WoW, and they are being wise and cutting back in areas they can afford to cut back (mostly customer service, since they are automating a lot of the process). I doubt very much canceling Blizzcon had nothing to do with finances or lack of things to talk about Your doubts are not facts. (Other than the fact that Project Titan seems to be in the crapper or far behind schedule, which they probably would like to avoid discussing). http://wow.joystiq.com/2012/03/02/blizzard-layoffs-could-mean-many-things/#continued Conspiracy media is FACTS. You can look here for more good discourse on the financials and what they imply. Cutting a huge thing like Blizzcon and firing those employees.. those things are -always- going to be about money, and this is no exception. They need to keep the stockholders happy, and with customer loss, they need to bring the money gain back up to keep pushing out good titles and picking up new players. I know that wow fans like to believe nothing is ever wrong, Insult MORE! that's a great way to debate. but the fact is, this is still a business, and when huge changes like this happen, they actually -are- bottom line always about cash. No one is claiming it's the end of WoW, quite the contrary. But is Blizzard feeling the pinch? Definitely, and these things are a response to it. Righto, this chick is now a moron in my book. Good job Kayana, good job. |
Ooohh boy
Phoenix, the DERP queen:
"Ok, seriously. I have not replied back to anyone, I have not read anyones comments but the first two who replied, that's it. However, word has gotten to me of Slash posting here.
Her post was summed up for me, so...here I am.
Slash. I guess, if you ban me for posting this, so be it. However, no offense, but..if I get banned for calling you out then that will only look bad on you in the end.
I was informed that you mentioned something to the affect of us users being allowed to "take advantage" of the derps and "abuse the system"
Now, I've kept my mouth closed long enough. LONG ENOUGH. I'm quite possibly sure you are younger than me, and while other people here might not think that makes any difference, obviously..it does.
You need to STOP BLAMING YOUR USERS FOR STUFF THAT YOU ARE JUST AS MUCH TO BLAME FOR!
Yes, so us users, and I am NOT GOING TO LIE, have been abusing the derps and their true "use" for some time.
However, an no offense to the other staff and those whom approved our pretty breedings, but...this is ultimately their fault.
If the derps were never meant to produce PRETTY babies, than, that offspring should of NEVER been approved, Period.
Does this give you the right you take those babies away? No. You do not allow someone to do something for so long and then punish them for your mistakes.
I am not saying that you said you're going to do this, so, my assumption probably makes me look bad.
However, do I put it past you to do it? Absolutely not.
I've seen how you have reacted to users and players in the past, and honestly..you need to grow up and mature a lot more if you want to continue this business called Aywas.
It is a business. Regardless of what anyone thinks.
I do not mean that out of malice, I mean it out of respect..which you may not see..but trust me, that's how mean it.
You need to respect your players a lot more than you do.
Now, granted, people here might jump my ass and say you do respect them by all the events that go on...that, honestly, does not mean anything to me nor justify how you tend to treat people at times.
BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE TAKEN THE WRONG WAY! Yes, I LIKE the events, I take PART in them, I do CARE about them and I appreciate them and respect the Staff for putting them out..what I meant by "not mean anything to me" is the justification part...
Also, back to the derps. About those pretty babies. I do believe someone gave the users a misconception about the ideal of DERP and PRETTY and what's NOT ALLOWED.
...I'm sorry, that vion, though derpy in it's own way (like my Vayne)...is what I would consider a PRETTY BABY..
So..no. Take the blame for yourself, eat a piece of humble pie, and suck it up.
You are equally, if not MORE RESPONSIBLE for the system being abused than your users.
The sooner you realize this, the better.
Seriously, stop blaming your player base. That's a good way to loose business.
I was seriously pissed at you when you blamed your users for Rebel (I think it was Rebel) or whomever the programer was, for leaving. That pissed me off greatly.
I'm sure we didn't help, with all of our complaints, and bitching..however...
That's also on you. Fix what is broken before making new. That's all we really ask.
Fix what is broken. New stuff is ALWAYS AWESOME, however, stop making new stuff if it's not coded. If it's broken, remove it from the system completely until it is fixed.
I'm going to ask that you please NOT ban me for this, and before you post back another rage rant, you take everything I have said to heart, and truly think on it...or at least, even if you do post rant here, it eventually hits you at some point in time and you realize...what I've said is true.
No, I don't own my own business. No, I don't own my own website. However, I have owned my own chat rooms, and though that's not the exactly the same, you do deal with drama and people and their shit just the same. I've been a moderator and an OP for over 10 years.
I've also learned the way to run a business from what I think are the best bosses (former now) that anyone could ever work for. And old couple pushing their 80's that have successfully owned the same business for more than 30 years. I learned a lot from them...."
Really? I mean.. REALLY. Grow a pair and gtfo.
"Ok, seriously. I have not replied back to anyone, I have not read anyones comments but the first two who replied, that's it. However, word has gotten to me of Slash posting here.
Her post was summed up for me, so...here I am.
Slash. I guess, if you ban me for posting this, so be it. However, no offense, but..if I get banned for calling you out then that will only look bad on you in the end.
I was informed that you mentioned something to the affect of us users being allowed to "take advantage" of the derps and "abuse the system"
Now, I've kept my mouth closed long enough. LONG ENOUGH. I'm quite possibly sure you are younger than me, and while other people here might not think that makes any difference, obviously..it does.
You need to STOP BLAMING YOUR USERS FOR STUFF THAT YOU ARE JUST AS MUCH TO BLAME FOR!
Yes, so us users, and I am NOT GOING TO LIE, have been abusing the derps and their true "use" for some time.
However, an no offense to the other staff and those whom approved our pretty breedings, but...this is ultimately their fault.
If the derps were never meant to produce PRETTY babies, than, that offspring should of NEVER been approved, Period.
Does this give you the right you take those babies away? No. You do not allow someone to do something for so long and then punish them for your mistakes.
I am not saying that you said you're going to do this, so, my assumption probably makes me look bad.
However, do I put it past you to do it? Absolutely not.
I've seen how you have reacted to users and players in the past, and honestly..you need to grow up and mature a lot more if you want to continue this business called Aywas.
It is a business. Regardless of what anyone thinks.
I do not mean that out of malice, I mean it out of respect..which you may not see..but trust me, that's how mean it.
You need to respect your players a lot more than you do.
Now, granted, people here might jump my ass and say you do respect them by all the events that go on...that, honestly, does not mean anything to me nor justify how you tend to treat people at times.
BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE TAKEN THE WRONG WAY! Yes, I LIKE the events, I take PART in them, I do CARE about them and I appreciate them and respect the Staff for putting them out..what I meant by "not mean anything to me" is the justification part...
Also, back to the derps. About those pretty babies. I do believe someone gave the users a misconception about the ideal of DERP and PRETTY and what's NOT ALLOWED.
...I'm sorry, that vion, though derpy in it's own way (like my Vayne)...is what I would consider a PRETTY BABY..
So..no. Take the blame for yourself, eat a piece of humble pie, and suck it up.
You are equally, if not MORE RESPONSIBLE for the system being abused than your users.
The sooner you realize this, the better.
Seriously, stop blaming your player base. That's a good way to loose business.
I was seriously pissed at you when you blamed your users for Rebel (I think it was Rebel) or whomever the programer was, for leaving. That pissed me off greatly.
I'm sure we didn't help, with all of our complaints, and bitching..however...
That's also on you. Fix what is broken before making new. That's all we really ask.
Fix what is broken. New stuff is ALWAYS AWESOME, however, stop making new stuff if it's not coded. If it's broken, remove it from the system completely until it is fixed.
I'm going to ask that you please NOT ban me for this, and before you post back another rage rant, you take everything I have said to heart, and truly think on it...or at least, even if you do post rant here, it eventually hits you at some point in time and you realize...what I've said is true.
No, I don't own my own business. No, I don't own my own website. However, I have owned my own chat rooms, and though that's not the exactly the same, you do deal with drama and people and their shit just the same. I've been a moderator and an OP for over 10 years.
I've also learned the way to run a business from what I think are the best bosses (former now) that anyone could ever work for. And old couple pushing their 80's that have successfully owned the same business for more than 30 years. I learned a lot from them...."
Really? I mean.. REALLY. Grow a pair and gtfo.
Monday, March 5, 2012
Oh aywasians
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/153516/
And then guess what THIS:
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/153524/
... /sigh. You naive beings you.
:'D Credit for this laugh goes to Aporro!
And then guess what THIS:
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/153524/
... /sigh. You naive beings you.
:'D Credit for this laugh goes to Aporro!
Sunday, March 4, 2012
Derp Drama
"Brb sobbing forever.
No more predicts for Derp coins. I was hoping they'd just remove the BP for submitting Derp predicts, but instead my favorite coin is dead. And there goes my breeding project.
I'm thrilled the predict system is getting some very needed changes, but fuck. Now most of my reason for being premium is gone. Aughhhhh."
Hey Taxel.. You mad?
I mean really, if derp predicts are the only thing you can do then frankly, you aren't a great artist so boo hoo. Then I see this:
" I didn't have to know calculus to figure out how to do a freakin' pixel animal."
If you think making predicts requires calculus then you are fairly stupid. o.o
No more predicts for Derp coins. I was hoping they'd just remove the BP for submitting Derp predicts, but instead my favorite coin is dead. And there goes my breeding project.
I'm thrilled the predict system is getting some very needed changes, but fuck. Now most of my reason for being premium is gone. Aughhhhh."
Hey Taxel.. You mad?
I mean really, if derp predicts are the only thing you can do then frankly, you aren't a great artist so boo hoo. Then I see this:
" I didn't have to know calculus to figure out how to do a freakin' pixel animal."
If you think making predicts requires calculus then you are fairly stupid. o.o
Passive Agressiveness
" For anyone that's going to come to this post and do nothing but pedestal the mods/admin, please don't. I do appreciate what they do and I respect their decisions, especially since I can't do anything about them, however, I have my right to rant and be pissed off and honestly..as much as I like most of the mods/admins, they are not perfect, they are not gods..they are humans that make mistakes (generally speaking..)..so please, get over worshiping them."
I almost was at the non-caring stage til she said this.. Really? No one except like.. the crazy few.. 'worship them' we get pissed. But just because someone disagrees with your whiney, pathetic, illogical and just plain childish rant does not mean we 'worship' the staff.
Fuck you
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/153378/
And apparently Guill is the derp artist. Go figure. Kudos bro.
I almost was at the non-caring stage til she said this.. Really? No one except like.. the crazy few.. 'worship them' we get pissed. But just because someone disagrees with your whiney, pathetic, illogical and just plain childish rant does not mean we 'worship' the staff.
Fuck you
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/153378/
And apparently Guill is the derp artist. Go figure. Kudos bro.
Saturday, March 3, 2012
Wolfcat returns! part .. what are we at now?
":| I'm sorry Eveglori but it is worth it.
Wolfcat, shut the fuck up. You are not 'just blunt' you are being an offensive jerk with a holier than thou attitude. Grow up before I walk the 50 miles to make you grow up."
No it didn't work, the bitch didn't shut up.
Ok, so, there's this birth control thread. Frankly I didn't really care to read most of it... It was a rant I nodded, went 'eyupp' to, and left. But Wolfcat started posting.
Woman, LEAVE the rants forum. No one wants you there!
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/153150/4/
Wolfcat, shut the fuck up. You are not 'just blunt' you are being an offensive jerk with a holier than thou attitude. Grow up before I walk the 50 miles to make you grow up."
No it didn't work, the bitch didn't shut up.
Ok, so, there's this birth control thread. Frankly I didn't really care to read most of it... It was a rant I nodded, went 'eyupp' to, and left. But Wolfcat started posting.
Woman, LEAVE the rants forum. No one wants you there!
http://www.aywas.com/forum/topic/153150/4/
Not so subtle
"You're probably gonna get flamed for this. Talking about breeding staff in any way that's even a little less than positive is usually met with tons of hatred."
This is by Taxel, you know, that bitch I hate, anyway...
I have no idea what the OP was but this was SOOOOO passive aggressive XD
Oh wait there's more:
"Just warning you. Most people don't care if its meant to be an attack or not, and just blindly attack whoever said something not wonderful."
Seriously Taxel :D Go fuck yourself!
Friday, March 2, 2012
This is Win
STAFF MENMBARs DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT MAY HURT YOUR FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QW!!!!
SO WHAT'S UP WITH SLASH'S HIATUS, EH???? IF YOU ASK ME IT'S AWFULLY SUSPICIOUS THAT HE LEFT FOR HIS BREAK AROUND A FULL MOON. HE SAID HE WAS TIRED OF AN OVERLY CRABBY AND PRESUMPTUOUS USERBASE, BUT I THINK HE'S REALLY AN ALIEN AND HE WENT BACK TO ATLANTIS TO REJUVENATE HIS HUMAN MEAT DISGUISE. WHY ELSE WOULD HE LEAVE WHEN THE PLANETS WERE IN ALIGNMENT??? CHECKMATE, SLASH
ERI... I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE ERI IS SOME SORT OF SKINWALKER. SHE MASQUERADES AS A NORMAL HUMAN, BUT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYONE ON THE AYWAS STAFF COULD BE SO NORMAL. ANOTHER OF SLASH'S SPECIES, PERHAPS? I MUST INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER, AS WELL AS THIS "DEW" CREATURE SHE SPEAKS OF OFTEN. WHO IS THIS "DEW?" WE NEVER SEE HIM MAKE NEWS POSTS. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE HE IS NOT A REAL PERSON, BUT RATHER A CODE PHRASE ERI USES TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE ALIEN MOTHERSHIP. I'M STILL WORKING TO CRACK THE CODE LANGUAGE, BUT SO FAR I HAVE DECIPHERED THAT WHEN SHE SAYS SHE LOVES DEW, IT MEANS, "THE HUMANS ARE UNAWARE OF MY DEVIOUS PLOT."
I HAVE MY EYE ON SKITTY, TOO. IT'S BEEN ALMOST 1,000 YEARS SINCE SHE LAST WENT THROUGH THE CUSTOM QUEUE. IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT US USERS???? WHAT IS HER PROBLEM ANYWAY!!! ONCE I GOT A BORDERLINE BLUE-GOLD DESIGN CHECKED, AND SHE RULED IT AS GOLD, BUT SHE RULED SOMEONE ELSE'S DIFFERENT BORDERLINE DESIGN BLUE!!!!!!!! THIS IS DISCRIMINATION OF THE WORST KIND, FOLKS: THE KIND AGAINST ME!!!
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON FREY! SHE MIGHT PLAY COY BUT I KNOW THE TRUE REASON BREEDINGS ARE SLOW: SHE'S HOARDING THE REAL EGGS ALL HERSELF AND THEN HIRING THOSE LAZY SWINE BC BREEDING ARTISTS TO SCROUNGE UP FLIMSY REPLACEMENTS. (GOD, THE BREEDING STAFF, DID THEY JUST HIRE TALENTLESS HOBOS OR WHAT??? ONCE I BRED 2 GREEN PETS TOGETHER, AND THE BABY WAS GREEN!!! TALK ABOUT A LACK OF CREATIVITY!!!!) ON TOP OF THAT, HAS ANYONE EVER WONDERED WHY SHE COLLECTS PALEOS BEFORE?? BECAUSE SHE IS A VELOCIRAPTOR IRL!! AND GUESS WHAT??? RAPTORS EAT EGGS!!! YOU CAN'T TRUST HER ALONE WITH YOUR BREEDINGS!!!
AND LET'S SAY YOU MAKE YOUR OWN PREDICTS TO TRY AND KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS PIXEL BABIES OUT OF FREY'S COLD, REPTILIAN CLAWS. NICE TRY, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO RUN YOUR PREDICTS BY A FREAKING HORSE!!!!! WE ALL KNOW GREYMARE USES A DARTBOARD TO DECIDE WHICH PREDICTS ARE ACCEPTABLE, BUT IF SHE ARE A HORSE HOW DOES SHE THROW THE DARTS??? SERIOUSLY, AYWAS, A HORSE WITH HANDS??? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU NOT TELLING YOUR LOYAL USERBASE???
THE OTHER MODS AREN'T MUCH BETTER, WITH THEIR SNOBBY GREEN POSTS. GREEN IS THE SNOBBIEST COLOR!! THE COLOR OF THE MONEY THEY LOVE SO MUCH (EVEN THOUGH MODS ARE VOLUNTEER AND DON'T GET PAID)!!! IT'S ALSO THE COLOR OF LAWNS, AND... UH... LAWNS ARE DEFINITELY UP TO SOMETHING. I'M JUST NOT SURE YET. ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, MODS MAY HAVE ONCE BEEN NORMAL USERS LIKE YOU AND ME, BUT THEY AREN'T TO BE TRUSTED NOW... THE AYWAS ILLUMINATI HAS STOLEN THEIR SOULS AND TURNED THEM, LIKE A VAMPIRE SIRES ANOTHER.
AND WITH THAT, I CLOSE MY RANT. I HAVE FINALLY SAID WHAT THE ENTIRE USERBASE IS THINKING. NOW, I MUST ESCAPE INTO THE NIGHT, LEST THE AYWAS ILLUMINATI FIND MY SECRET HIDING PLACE. WAIT---SHH, WHAT WAS THAT? I HEARD A CRASH! SHIT, THEY'RE AT THE DOOR! THEY MIGHT LOCK ME AWAY, BAN ME, HUSH MY VOICE, BUT THE TRUTH WILL NEVER BE SILENCED!!!! THE WORLD!!! MUST KNOW!!!! REMEMBER ME AS I WAS
Nyoko 585... YOU ARE AWESOME.
SO WHAT'S UP WITH SLASH'S HIATUS, EH???? IF YOU ASK ME IT'S AWFULLY SUSPICIOUS THAT HE LEFT FOR HIS BREAK AROUND A FULL MOON. HE SAID HE WAS TIRED OF AN OVERLY CRABBY AND PRESUMPTUOUS USERBASE, BUT I THINK HE'S REALLY AN ALIEN AND HE WENT BACK TO ATLANTIS TO REJUVENATE HIS HUMAN MEAT DISGUISE. WHY ELSE WOULD HE LEAVE WHEN THE PLANETS WERE IN ALIGNMENT??? CHECKMATE, SLASH
ERI... I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE ERI IS SOME SORT OF SKINWALKER. SHE MASQUERADES AS A NORMAL HUMAN, BUT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYONE ON THE AYWAS STAFF COULD BE SO NORMAL. ANOTHER OF SLASH'S SPECIES, PERHAPS? I MUST INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER, AS WELL AS THIS "DEW" CREATURE SHE SPEAKS OF OFTEN. WHO IS THIS "DEW?" WE NEVER SEE HIM MAKE NEWS POSTS. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE HE IS NOT A REAL PERSON, BUT RATHER A CODE PHRASE ERI USES TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE ALIEN MOTHERSHIP. I'M STILL WORKING TO CRACK THE CODE LANGUAGE, BUT SO FAR I HAVE DECIPHERED THAT WHEN SHE SAYS SHE LOVES DEW, IT MEANS, "THE HUMANS ARE UNAWARE OF MY DEVIOUS PLOT."
I HAVE MY EYE ON SKITTY, TOO. IT'S BEEN ALMOST 1,000 YEARS SINCE SHE LAST WENT THROUGH THE CUSTOM QUEUE. IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT US USERS???? WHAT IS HER PROBLEM ANYWAY!!! ONCE I GOT A BORDERLINE BLUE-GOLD DESIGN CHECKED, AND SHE RULED IT AS GOLD, BUT SHE RULED SOMEONE ELSE'S DIFFERENT BORDERLINE DESIGN BLUE!!!!!!!! THIS IS DISCRIMINATION OF THE WORST KIND, FOLKS: THE KIND AGAINST ME!!!
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON FREY! SHE MIGHT PLAY COY BUT I KNOW THE TRUE REASON BREEDINGS ARE SLOW: SHE'S HOARDING THE REAL EGGS ALL HERSELF AND THEN HIRING THOSE LAZY SWINE BC BREEDING ARTISTS TO SCROUNGE UP FLIMSY REPLACEMENTS. (GOD, THE BREEDING STAFF, DID THEY JUST HIRE TALENTLESS HOBOS OR WHAT??? ONCE I BRED 2 GREEN PETS TOGETHER, AND THE BABY WAS GREEN!!! TALK ABOUT A LACK OF CREATIVITY!!!!) ON TOP OF THAT, HAS ANYONE EVER WONDERED WHY SHE COLLECTS PALEOS BEFORE?? BECAUSE SHE IS A VELOCIRAPTOR IRL!! AND GUESS WHAT??? RAPTORS EAT EGGS!!! YOU CAN'T TRUST HER ALONE WITH YOUR BREEDINGS!!!
AND LET'S SAY YOU MAKE YOUR OWN PREDICTS TO TRY AND KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS PIXEL BABIES OUT OF FREY'S COLD, REPTILIAN CLAWS. NICE TRY, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO RUN YOUR PREDICTS BY A FREAKING HORSE!!!!! WE ALL KNOW GREYMARE USES A DARTBOARD TO DECIDE WHICH PREDICTS ARE ACCEPTABLE, BUT IF SHE ARE A HORSE HOW DOES SHE THROW THE DARTS??? SERIOUSLY, AYWAS, A HORSE WITH HANDS??? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU NOT TELLING YOUR LOYAL USERBASE???
THE OTHER MODS AREN'T MUCH BETTER, WITH THEIR SNOBBY GREEN POSTS. GREEN IS THE SNOBBIEST COLOR!! THE COLOR OF THE MONEY THEY LOVE SO MUCH (EVEN THOUGH MODS ARE VOLUNTEER AND DON'T GET PAID)!!! IT'S ALSO THE COLOR OF LAWNS, AND... UH... LAWNS ARE DEFINITELY UP TO SOMETHING. I'M JUST NOT SURE YET. ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, MODS MAY HAVE ONCE BEEN NORMAL USERS LIKE YOU AND ME, BUT THEY AREN'T TO BE TRUSTED NOW... THE AYWAS ILLUMINATI HAS STOLEN THEIR SOULS AND TURNED THEM, LIKE A VAMPIRE SIRES ANOTHER.
AND WITH THAT, I CLOSE MY RANT. I HAVE FINALLY SAID WHAT THE ENTIRE USERBASE IS THINKING. NOW, I MUST ESCAPE INTO THE NIGHT, LEST THE AYWAS ILLUMINATI FIND MY SECRET HIDING PLACE. WAIT---SHH, WHAT WAS THAT? I HEARD A CRASH! SHIT, THEY'RE AT THE DOOR! THEY MIGHT LOCK ME AWAY, BAN ME, HUSH MY VOICE, BUT THE TRUTH WILL NEVER BE SILENCED!!!! THE WORLD!!! MUST KNOW!!!! REMEMBER ME AS I WAS
Nyoko 585... YOU ARE AWESOME.
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